A post designed to make you smile :)
So I was basically looking at the unicornclub blogspot thing and I was like, 'Wow, I don't remember when I last posted something on here! I should post something on here!' But then I was like, 'Well, what could I post that is of any interest to any of you people?' and I was like, 'I like jokes, and I think people like it when they can get in a good laugh!' So then I remembered that I found a really good site on clean jokes on the internet the other day and I was like, 'Wow, I should use some of those!' So now I am! Enjoy!With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedule was hectic. To add to this, we kept running out of household supplies. I instructed them all to let me know when they used the last of any item by writing it down on a note pad on the refrigerator. As a reminder, I wrote at the top: "IF WE ARE OUT OF IT, WRITE IT DOWN."
When I checked the pad a few days later, to my delight I found the following message: "MOM, YOU MAY BE A BIT OLD-FASHIONED, BUT YOU ARE NOT 'OUT OF IT.'"
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."
The guy says OK, and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins - and they're all wearing sun glasses.
He pulls the guy over and demands: "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?"
The guy replies: "I did . . . today I'm taking them to the beach!"
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This joke's also a gooder!
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood he started shouting in the middle of the show:
"Look, it's not the same hat."
"Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table."
"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything; it was, after all, the captain's parrot.
One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself floating on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean with the parrot, of course.
They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and another and another.
After a week the parrot said: "OK, I give up. Where's the boat?"
Aw, thanks! Gotta love good clean jokes!
nice. lovin' your work.
Thanks for the post, kid! I needed a smile, right about then! Oh wait . . . That was me who posted it! But I still really needed the smile! I'm feeling kind of sad, right about now! Seems like I've been having a lower day! I love the way I'm talking to myself! Fun times!
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